Moüstache Mondays

You’ll be please to know that I shaved my beard – especially you Rick (though, truth be known, I think it was more a jealousy thing).
Given that it was a Monday when I shaved it, what could be more natural than to make it a Moustache Monday?? Moreover, what better way to sell bikes than to let a moustache do the talking – after all, doesn't everyone trust a moustache??
Jo didn’t seem to see the appeal, and the moustache crumpled two days into the kissing embargo. Bit of a shame – especially as there were a few guys at work who said they’d join in next time...

See here for a pictorial tour of the Many Moüstaches of Matthew.